Where unagi is feminine

underthespokes:

werdtomomz:

soda-float:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

xybutt:

sunnyxstars:

princerammyz:

sassysharpshooter:

tonys-boypussy:

fuckthepeopleathome:

police-that-moustache:

motdog:

Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.

#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please

Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all

One female suckoff, stones in mouth

so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.

#is that a cat playing a violin

Goose quills get me off.

I need “If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off” on a t-shirt.

One of everything please.

I can’t believe they said “poop hole”

Bob cocks & flat pricks

I WANT TO GO HERE

I WANT TO GO HERE

omg wat

O_O

free back-scuttling

I’MDYING XD

(Source: blogsareforcats, via charlieplaidbury)